"What's new about Jacob Rees-Mogg?" I hear you ask. "Nothing at all!" I hear you answer! And you're right. But here at JACOB REES-MOGG IS A LIAR.CO.UK we do our best to inject a healthy dose of ketamine into a horse which, if you get what we mean, just plays dead, though with great aplomb. Anyway, it beats flogging one, is far more ethical and, if religion truly is an opiate, is entirely consistent with Jayden's relaxed approach to the use of Class A drugs.
The latest scurrilous and unprovoked attacks on Jacob's unimpeachable character will always be placed here ... so be sure to catch them before He and His hired legal guns do!